i am strangely drawn to lemon-lime nail polishes that don't suit my skin tone (see also Revlon "Beach", which was equally failure-tastic). i spotted Milani "Neon Lites" at my largest nearby Walgreen's and decided to give it a shot. it is a cool colour by itself, a light chartreuse with some shimmer, but looked awful on me. shown is three and a half coats (i say half for touch ups of bald spots).
dark chocolate salted caramels are, however, indisputably awesome.